Classy

Darlene (cat) throws up under the dining room table and Brunie (doggy) trots over and eats it. Darlene vomits again, and Brunie goes and eats it. Darlene vomits again and this time Brunie does not eat it. I guess she's full.

Clown names . . .

I think "Nipples" would be a good name for a clown. Think about it: "Ladies and gentlemen, Nipples the clown!" Makes you giggle, doesn't it?